Six HO Under | Dlisted

Pray for the dead. Lindsay Lohan will work in a morgue as part of her punishment for her drunken driving charges. Linds has already done some community service. She will spend two days (4 hours each day) working in the morgue to learn about the real-life consequences of drinking and driving. She will also work 2 days in a hospital emergency room.

They better start hiding the formaldehyde and morphine, because she'll sniff it out! But at least this bitch is doing everything she's told without crying and bitching about. Hopefully when she's in the morgue the morticians can give her some beauty tips, because homegirl looks used and abused.

Here's some pics of Linds doing her daily chore of shopping yesterday. She's not wearing black. She must be feeling virginal. She also carried around those Aviva lozenges again. You know, the ones she's not promoting. Uh huh.