Rosie: The Show

Rosie O'Donnell is currently in rehearsals for a show based on her life. Rosie plans to bring the show to Broadway. The show will cover all the bases including her childhood, her time at The View and coming out of the closet as proud member of the carpet muncher's association. Rosie has enlisted Michael Mayer of "Spring Awakening" fame to direct her ass. It will mostly be a solo-show, but apparently Tom Hulce has a role in it.

Rosie 8 times a week? Is there a buffet dinner included in this show? That's probably the only way I could stand it. Either that or Jackee Harry making her triumphant return as Star Jones.

Cindy Adams reports that Rosie isn't the only one jacking herself off with a solo show. Will Ferrell, Val Kilmer and Joan Collins are reportedly working on one. Great, that's what we need. These four just need to get together in a room with lots of mirror and take turns banging themselves. It's the same effect.