Poor Thing Won't See A Dime

Bidding ended last night for Gary Coleman's signed athletic pants from The Gap Kids. The auction ended at $400,000. Bids skyrocketed last week when Jimmy Kimmel bid $80 on the pants on his show. That night the auction hit the four-figure mark. Gary Coleman later called into Jimmy and said he thought most of the bids were bogus.

The seller asked for pre-approved bidders only. A $50 million bid was nixed early on.

Why do they have to play with little Arnold's heart like that? He's probably sitting at his little laptop all day, ferociously using his little fingers to refresh his PayPal account hoping that the check finally comes in. It never will.

I mean $400,000?! There's not even a jizz stain on them. Trust me, I've seen jizz stained undies on eBay before. No, I was not looking for them specifically. I happened upon them by accident. Gosh.

Source: E! Online