Say It Ain't So!

No, ScarJo is not knocked up with Ryan Reynolds baby even though the baby bug is going around. Actually, it wouldn't surprise me if she was. Bitch's titties were made for milking.

Gatecrasher reports that ScarJo might soon announce her engagement to Ryan Reynolds. The two have been quietly dating for over a year now. Ryan started dating ScarJo shortly after his engagement to Alanis Morissette ended. Her rep denies it.

I don't believe it. ScarJo isn't ready to hang up her skank. She has so much love to give and by "love" I mean titty fucks.