Gross. Gross. Gross. Gross.

I hate this skank! I am hungover as hell and it's MLK Day. All I want to do is post pictures of Paris Hilton looking retarded at Sundance with the caption "Paris Hilton IS A DUMB SKANK WHORE TRAMP UGLY RAT BITCH" written all over it. I want to do this all day, but MLK would not want this.

Anyway, here's Paris totally ruining Guitar Hero for me. She should really try and play it with her vagina, because her hand is taking over the whole thing. Her claw is attacking the guitar! I'm sure this is making it difficult to score any points.