My Eyes Are Deceiving Me

I need to wash the crusty sleepies from my eyes, because I can't believe Amy Wino is actually looking semi-decent. It's a mirage. A crackage. Her beehive is almost touching Jesus, but that's what she needs. Wino cleaned up to go out with her daddy, Mitch, in London today. Mitch is reportedly staying with her Wino in a bid to clean her ass up after the whole crack video scandal.

She has refused rehab, but wants to clean her shit up. Maybe she's trying to dress the part and hopes the rest will follow. The outfit is straight out of "Working Girl," but I fucking love it.

They really should check the hive, because there's probably a meth factory in there.