Reunited And Smells Like Farts

Carla is back in Britney's stinky arms! Britney's assistant, Carla, was out of the picture for a while and it looked like Brit had replaced her, but now she's back. Nobody can carry a purse or frapp quite like Carla. I'm guessing Brit Brit realized all the hot shit Carla has on her, so she brought her back. I hope Carla got a raise.

The two hit a West Hollywood restaurant where Brit made a call from a pay phone. Perfect photo-op! Brit is just like us. Actually she's not, because there's no way I would ever use a pay phone. I once saw a homeless dude piss on a pay phone, so I will never use one ever again.