Hang On Bow! Hang On!

Tyra Banks! Come get your creation. She is ruining the America's Top Model name! It's Jaslene Gonzalez. You know her. The bitch that sounded like she was deaf, but wasn't. She won a few seasons back. I don't know what the hell she's doing to herself, but she needs to quit it and pick up a mirror. She probably smells like milk that has been sitting in the sun too long.

That bow looks like it's about to drop and thousands of mangy bats will be released from her ass.

I used to like her. Here's Jaslene looking like a tranny bar girl from Thailand outside the Bowery Hotel last night for some event.