A Load Off | Dlisted

Halle Berry needs to freshen up those curls. I liked it at first, but now that shit looks crushed. She's been laying on it too much, but I'll forgive her. She's knocked up and that shit looks painful as hell. It looks like you have to pee all the time, because someone is basically sitting on your bladder all day and all night. No wonder pregnant women are always peeing on themselves. I was at Sizzler once (that shit is nice, so shut up) and some pregnant chick was hollering about how she just pissed herself. Making a scene. Nasty bitch. I do not want pregnant piss with my delicious cheese toast. Sorry. Too much information.

Anyway, here's Halle being pregnant while shopping for furniture. Jessica Alba has been shopping for a lot of furniture lately, too. The preggies must love buying new shit for their houses.