Crab Cake

I know Jenna Jameson is trying to be a sex kitten, but she looks like a crack kitten sitting on a fake cake. There's no sexy about that. Poor thing. She's trying so hard for her man's Birthday. Last night Jenna Jameson popped out of a cake for Baby Huey's Birthday party at Cathouse in Las Vegas. She needed to turn out and eat that cake, because she's looking malnourished.

Jenna recently said she would never "spread her legs for porn" again. She needs to take it a step further and promise to never spread her legs in public PERIOD.