The Classiest Bird At The SAG Awards

When will Lisa Rinna's hemorrhoid lips finally pop? It seems like this bitch is absolutely everywhere! Her butt war lips invade almost every channel. Speaking of butt warts, she attended the SAGs last night with Joey FATone. Where's a giant tube of Preparation-H when you need one?

Don't get me started on her boob job. C-Clamp alert!