You're Next

The Sun claims Gwen Stefani is 13 weeks knocked up with her second kid. A source said, “They found out at California’s Cedars-Sinai hospital and couldn’t wait to share the news with everyone.”

Gwen and Gavin Rossdale's son, Kingston, is one years-old.

Ladies out there (and some men), just relax. You're going to get pregnant. It's hitting the celebrities first and then it's going to hit you. You can't escape it. You can stop drinking the water, start wearing a mask, start drinking tons of Emergen-C and it will still hit you.

I can't wait to see who gets knocked up next! I'm going to take a gamble and say...hmmm...Britney Spears. It just seems right and then the human race should be destroyed. It's been a great run!

UPDATE: Gwen's rep confirms it! Bitch is knocked up!