Wednesday, January 30th 2008

Corey Worthington Gets His Ass Beat!


The World's most famous party douche, Corey Worthington, got his ass beat and it was caught on camera. Corey is that dude from Australia who threw a huge party while his parents were on vacation. He was later arrested on child porn charges after a sex video was found in his room by his parents. Anyway, Corey was engaged in a pre-arranged fight near a shopping center yesterday.

The fight was arranged after Corey got into an altercation with a boy named Chris. Pre-arranged? Is this fucking West Side Story? Corey is more like Anita than Bernardo.

A witness said, "It was a sort of planned fight. He (Corey) came with all his friends to fight. He thinks he's all that because he's famous now."

The police are investigating the fight.

That's all fine and dandy, but are his sunglasses ok? That's all I care about.

Thanks Mike

Posted by: Michael K


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