Brit needs to take a cue from Pink - TMZ
The Dion cancels several performances angering old ladies and homosexuals - A Socialite's Life
Cameron Diaz is a slob - Popsugar
Unfortunately, I don't want to "Listen" to Beyonce - Just Jared
Nick Lachey buys some cheap ass baseball team - Hollywood Rag
You know you want Jessica Alba's bra - Cityrag
Kelly Brook in a bikini to cleanse your eyes from the Britgina - Egotastic!
Lohan lets it out on the karaoke stage - Mollygood
Xtina on a carousel horse? - Hollywood Tuna
A look back at Ananda Lewis - The Bastardly
Why does Posh have a gorilla on her back? - IDLYITW
Note - Due to my site being extremely wonky these past few days I have spared y'all with a caption contest for today. It will be back tomorrow with prize! Sorry again for all this, my server is working on it. Trust me, I'm sucking a lot of peen to get this working. Shanks to all the hos who are sticking by. I owe you a glass of buttermilk.