The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 31st!!!

I Love New York... I love it so much, I swallowed it whole. - MattDingo

Runners-up:

Before making a run for it, Captain Kotex takes a peek to make sure the coast is clear. - Chocolate Thunda

So this is what it means when they say “results may vary” at the end of diet commercials. - FamousBeer

Thanks Butler