Where She Belongs

Lynne Spears might have finally gotten a clue. PageSix.com reports that Lynne will take Britney back to Kentwood, LA when she's released from UCLA. Brit's lawyer said, UCLA Medical Center. “Lynne is extremely concerned for her daughter and would like to take Britney back home to Louisiana and get her out of Hollywood." Lynne thinks she has to get Brit away from her current circle of hooligans.

That may be hard for Lynne to do since TMZ reports Brit was cursing her mother out this morning. She accused Lynne of sleeping with one of her boyfriends. I'm guessing KFed since Brit has accused her mother of sleeping with him before. I guess KFed's dick is just as that good. Barf.

Speaking of KFed, he apparently wants her to get better. People reports that a source told them, "Kevin legitimately wants Britney to get better. He wants her to be in their sons' lives. He wants them to have a loving relationship. He wants her to get healthy so she can be the mother they need and deserve."

No! He wants that money.

Lynne needs to drag Britney back to Kentwood, get her more help and keep her indoors. I can give her a good recipe for a make-it-at-home Frapp. Yeah, I'm ghetto like that.