Don't Follow In Your Sister's Skanksteps

This has gone on long enough. Ali Lohan needs to quit looking like a 35-year-old single mother of three on lunch break from her job as a clerk at the Long Island DMV. This girl isn't even old enough to drink and it looks like she's been through rehab a few times. Stop this madness. There's no saving Lindsay Lohan. It would take several sesessions with Hazmat to remove the layers and layers of fake tan, cig smoke and dried sperm off of her.

Ali can still be saved.