This Better Not Be True!

Jordan infamously fired her nanny on reality TV and now the nanny is fighting back. Becky Gauld told all to the News of the World and a lot of it involves Harvey. Hand me my fucking shank, Jordan is about to get it. These are some things Becky claims:

Jordan pretends to be a perfect mother on camera, but off camera she's very selfish

She allows Harvey to eat 20 chicken nuggets at once, even though the doctors told her that if he over eats he could die

She was questioned by social services after Harvey burned himself in the bath

She taught Harvey to say "fuck off" so she could have a laugh

The nanny only saw Jordan put her kids to bed 4 times in 18 months

She goes on to talk about how Jordan doesn't watch Harvey's weight problems. Harvey must diet to his thyroid problems, but Jordan can't be bothered. She would rather just feed him McDonald's than try and get him to eat vegetables.

Becky also said she laughed when Jordan won "Mum of the Year" because she's everything but. Becky said, "I am so happy to be away from them. It is just really sad because I miss the boys."

I have a hard time believing any of this, because I've always seen Jordan as a good mother. If this shit is true I swear I would hug her tight until her implants popped.

Oh and in case you missed it, here's the clip of Harvey telling Peter to "fuck off." So charming. Actually coming out of Harvey, it is charming. Charming and sad.