I Really Wish The Track Would Have Skipped

Paula Abdul is back! Ok, not really but she tried. Paula's pre-taped performance aired during the Super Bowl pre-show. It was pretty much what you would expect from Paula. She lip-synched and bounced around like a bunny on speed. Awww...she's my favorite pill-head. I just want to hug her, but she would probably wiggle away like an electrocuted goldfish. I would've been all about this performance if it was 1994.

The best part was seeing Randy Jackson try to rock out. He belongs in a Journey cover band with other 50-somethings (yeah, I know he played with Journey for a quick minute).

Too bad the track didn't skip. Paula would've bounced off the walls like she was on fast-forward and then have a major meltdown. Oh well. Next time.