Jessica Alba Hates Weddings & Cool Kids

Is there anything Jessica Alba actually likes?! Les Miseralba said that she hates weddings and just wants a big party when she gets married to Cash Warren. The grouch said, "Everyone I know hates weddings. I've been to very big, beautiful and romantic weddings, but I would rather just throw a big party. I am probably going to go to get my certificate at the City Council, throw a big party for the family and that's about it." Let's see....having a big party to celebrate your recent marriage? Isn't that called a big wedding reception? I just wish she would keep her beautiful lips shut already.

Jessica also continued to blab and this time she talked about how she wants her kid to be a nerd. “I want my kid to be a nerd. I want him to be really, really smart. I want them to be in the band or orchestra. No, that's a joke. I keep telling my fiancé: 'Our kid can't be cool. It has to be a nerd.' They're so much more dynamic.”

The kid isn't even born yet and she's already putting pressure on it. That poor kid is going to be popping pills before he even walks.

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