Here's Wonking At You, Kid

Overdressed much? Paris Hilton showed up to the "Hottie & the Nottie" premiere wearing Windsor Fashions finest and dripping in Zales diamonds. I didn't know "Glamour Shots" had stylist services. It's like the whore prom! She's so damn dark too. She looks like a lame ostrich dipped in ass butter. It's pretty hilarious that Paris obviously spent hours getting ready while everyone just showed up in jeans. They weren't going to waste their time primping for this turkey fiesta.

It's also pretty hilarious that Paris is considered the "hottie." Paris posed with her co-star, Christine Lakin, who played the nottie. They should have switched roles.