Penis Balloons!

Xtina called into Ryan Seacrest's show on KIIS-FM this morning and discussed all things Max. She talked about having a baby has inspired her next album. Great, I can't wait to hear her sing about placenta and green doody. She also talked about Max's Bris.

She said, "I'm not Jewish, my husband is. I really had no idea about the bris.... It was a very sweet experience. We had a lot of close friends come over and experience the bris with us. We're such a non-conventional couple ... we had penis balloons everywhere!" Non-conventional is right. She's an orange and he's a bat.

I'm sure she was joking about the penis balloon thing, but I like the idea. She should have made a whole theme of it. Dick balloons, dick cake, dicktinis, dicks in a blanket...I can go and on. Xtina probably nixed that idea, because she knew Paris Hilton would have crashed through the windows with a foaming vagina. Too much exposed dick in one place bring outs the Hilton.

Source: UsWeekly