D.A.R.E.

Harsh lighting go away! Fergie should know better. She should carry around a spotlight for situations like this. She does a lot better with bright, white light shining her face. It washes the meth out. Marc too! I was watching clips from that Marc Jacobs & Louis Vuitton movie shit and I really miss dorky, homely, long-haired, bespectacled Marc Jacobs.

Here's Fergie looking like she's trying out for a role in the Valley of the Dolls remake with Marc Jacobs at his show last night. Here's also Fergie's M.A.C. Viva Glam ad. Did Photoshop Version 3000 already come out, because she doesn't look completely tragic here.

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