Still Pregnant

JLo dragged her unborn twin babies to the Marchesa fashion show in NYC today. Skeletor joined her. JLo looked gorgeous in a short blue muumuu. It looks like a tablecloth. JLo's doing a good job of hiding her shit. I mean she's JLo and she's having twins! Her ass should be in another timezone. She's probably wearing like 10-pairs of Spanx. She cut them off at the thigh, so nobody would notice. Her face looks more pregnant than her body does.

Skeletor is looking...dare I say....no...I won't say it.

Wenn