Cher's Back!

Cher has returned from the crypt! Cher retired from touring in 2005, but she will be back on stage starting May 6 at the Colosseum in Las Vegas' Caesars Palace. She will perform 4-shows a week on-and-off until October. It might extend depending on sales.

61-year-old Cher promises a visual orgasm and said they are doing things that have never been done before. She told USA Today, "Getting the whole thing in book form, in pictures, has taken months. Our set moves down from the ceiling, in from the sides, up from the floor. We have screens in the foreground, the center and the back. We can change a city into a forest in two seconds. You'll see a different stage for every song."

I'm sure it's taken just as much work to get her face ready too. Plastic surgeons were working around the clock! She looks like she's doing an impersonation of herself. Actually, she looks like she's trying to do a Jessica Simpson impersonation. She's just missing the gaping mouth and she's got it down.