LAME POON

Paris Hilton visited Harvard University yesterday to receive her "Woman of the Year" award by National Lampoon. She told the audience upon receiving her trophy, "Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine standing here. You people are so hot! Harvard is so hot!" Ugh, somebody put that trophy over her wonk ass already.

Paris later partied at The Estate where she reportedly talked about her mug shot. She said, "I like my mug shot. I think I have a really great mug shot. It looks like a magazine shoot."

Yeah, a magazine shoot in WonkWhoreEatsCaca Magazine. People need to stop feeding her ego. It's getting bigger than her cooch warts.

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