The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For February 7th!!!

In an attempt to tap into the female market, the Real Doll company is proud to introduce the Real Douche. - MrsPotatoHead

Runners-up:

This oompa looks like he`s seen more pricks than a second hand dart board.... - Amanda

You see? His visit to Neverland Ranch had absolutely no lasting negative effects... - The Hoople

Source: hotchickswithdouchebags

Thanks Kimber