Clown & Crater Face Arrested

TMZ reports that Charlie Sheen's best girl, Heidi Fleiss, was arrested in Nevada. Cops pulled her fugly ass over after they got a call about a possible drunk driver. They found pills, but Heidi was unable to show a valid prescription. They also arrested her passenger, John Owen, for possessing a controlled substance and marijuana. The police also said he looked like he was on something. I would be on something too if I was sitting next to Heidi Fless. He's no peach though. They look like comic book characters come to life.

She was charged with driving without a license, possession of dangerous drugs without a prescription, being under the influence of a controlled substance and driving under the influence of a controlled substance. They should have charged her with possession of a busted face! What the hell did she do to herself? As Vanessa Lutz from my favorite movie "Freeway" would say, "Holy shit! Look who got beat with the ugly stick. Is that you Bob?"