Daddy's Night Out

KFed's in NYC for fashion week and he attended the Marc Jacobs show last night. For what reason I'm not really sure. Can he even afford that shit? I guess with Brit Brit's money. And who is taking care of the kids? Quick! Take them away. He's an awful father.

Seriously though, is it wrong that I still get tingling in the private area for KFed. The cockatoo haircut is just taking me over the top. I want to hold on to his cockahawk and make him chirp and scream for more. Marc wants it too. Actually, Marc looks pretty ashamed. He's thinking, "This is what it's come to? Getting douche bags with cockahawks to come to my show?" Sadly, yes.