Take That Shoe And Shove It Up Your.....

Wonky McWonk launched her new shoe line at Macy's South Cost Plaza in Costa Mesa, CA yesterday. Hundreds of people showed up to get infected...I mean get an autograph and a picture. She talked a little about the line, "I have shoes from, like, every top designer, but I love that my shoes are not, like, $800, like most of my shoes, and they are much more comfortable." She spends $800 on a pair of shoes? I didn't know drag queen shoes cost that much. I'm sure that's what she has to buy since she wears like a size 16 or something. She has fucking boat feet.

I don't know who would spend one cent on that crap. You can guy that exact shit at Bakers and it's probably better quality.

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