Get Over Yourself

Madonna likes to workout. She likes to workout alone. That's not the problem. The problem is that she likes to workout alone in public gyms. There was already a story about Madge kicking everyone out of a yoga studio a couple of months ago, so she could be alone. Page Six reports that Madonna recently booked a row of six treadmills at Reebok Sports Club in NYC. Members were apparently pissed. Madge didn't want anyone to see her ass on the treadmill, so members were forced to go elsewhere. Madonna already bought the house next door to her in London, so she could turn it into a gym. She doesn't have that in NYC. Maybe she should invest in that shit.

Madonna is so fucking annoying nowadays. I really want to hold a seance and summon the Madonna of the 80s. The Madonna that was fun, hairy and wasn't so damn serious.