Sally Kirkland Wasn't Available....

....And someone had to be the crazy bag lady of the red carpet. Thankfully, Cyndi Lauper was available. She slithered on the Grammy red carpet tonight and posted on top of some cheap ass car. Love her. Her hair was by Medusa and her gown was by Morticia Adams. She presented Best New Artist to Amy Winehouse with Miley Cyrus. Miley looks only a few years younger than Cyndi with all that whore make-up on.

Since Sally is in the hospital for being really tired or something, Cyndi needs to take her place as the new insane mess of the carpet.