Queen (Mess) Of The Grammys

Amy Wino won record of the year, song of the year, best new artist and pop female vocal performance at the Grammys on Sunday. She nearly swept the joint clean, but she lost best album. Wino performed from London and it was nice to see her crack shake on TV. She kept doing the detoxing-from-heroin-shimmy. It was like she had the evil in her and was trying to bounce it out. During her performance she also shouted out to her Blaaaake. Damn, she is dickmatized bad. She's always got Blake on the brain. She accepted her award for record of the year on camera and thanked "my Blake incarcerated" while holding on to her mother. How romantic.

The look on her face was amazing. I was hoping she would fall to the ground and scream "Blaaaaaaaaakeeeeeee!"