The Queen Is Here

I am so sick of people telling me, "Aretha is so unhealthy looking. That is not right." I say, who gives a damn fuck! She's Aretha Franklin. Let her do whatever the hell she wants. Yes, she's looking at that camera like it was a Quiznos steak footer, but still. Let her eat that camera if she wants. Let her eat Cyndi Lauper if she wants too. Not like that though, Aretha is strictly dickly. Strictly sausage.....and chicken....and fried fish...and well you know!

Aretha performed at the Grammys last night and I swear I was checking out those tatas the entire time. When she sang, they went up and down. It was like sex on a waterbed.