Around The World

File this under: not going to happen, but I wish it would. Brit Brit has been rehearsing for something at the Millenium Dance Studios for the past few days. Most suggest that she's rehearsing for a new video, but Page Six claims there's bigger plans. The buzz at the Grammys was that Brit Brit's family really want to get her away from Sam Lutfi and Adnan Ghalib. Her family has put together a world tour and Brit will go out in the next few weeks.

A source said, "She'll train in privacy for a month, then go on a global tour." Wait...who did this "source" hear it from? Brit probably told them as "British Brit."

This isn't a bad idea though. Brit needs to take her act global and I'm not talking about her stage act. Seriously, she can visit every city and hop into their local Starbucks and gas stations. It will be a major success. The Frapp & Gas Tour! It can be sponsored by Starbucks, 76, The FDA and Frito-Lay.

P.S. - That pic is old. Duh.