Bitten?

In Hollywood you're either in rehab, in the psych ward or knocked up. Those are your choices. Did Kate Hudson go with the latter? For the past week or so people have been telling me Kate is looking mighty pregnant. I haven't seen it until today. She could have had an extra beer with din din, but she's looking a little bumpy in the bump area. I don't even know who this chick is dating. Owen Wilson? She did make a movie with Matthew McConaughey and he's obviously the manliest of men. One bang on his bongo could do the trick.

Here she is channeling her mommy at the Elle Style Awards in London with Stella McCartney last night.