Blind Item...I Guess...You Guess...

This one comes from Gatecrasher:

Which recent mom is already bored with her new accessory? Despite pimping herself out to the celebrity mags as a loving parent, she is constantly finding reasons to leave the baby and "escape."

I would say JLo, but that ho hasn't popped hers out yet. It's down to Xtina and Nicole Richie. I'm going to guess Nicole "4 parties in 2 nights" Richie?