Not Christie Prody!!!!

No!!!! The National Enquirer reports that O.J. Simpson's glamorous girlfriend, Christine Prody, is in the hospital after she claims she fell down while drunk. Christie suffered major bruising all over her body. Sources also claim she had internal bleeding from her brain. The Enquirer reports that cops want to talk to O.J., because they believe Christie might have been brutally beaten down. They also claim she didn't have any booze in her system when she was brought to the hospital on February 11th.

TMZ reports that O.J. is not a suspect and her bruises are consistent with her fall at a gas station.

Oh how I love Christie Prody. Ever since I laid eyes on her beautiful Chola Sharpee eyebrows. I definitely have a Sharpee fetish. The fact that she fell down drunk outside of a gas station makes her even more of an elegant lady in my eyes. She needs to get away from The Juice though. She needs her own life. She can hook up with that Hannah Montana Chola Mom and put together a pop group. They can call themselves The Sharpees.