Where's Her Ass?!

You mean to tell me that Bongo jeans hired professional ass Kim KardASSian to whore out their shit and they photoshopped her ass out?! That's her only asset. Basically they could have just photographed her huge ass and nothing else and we would have known who it was. That's a damn shame. Where's the bongos?

Okay now that I got that out of the way. Why the fuck did they get Kim Kardashian in the first place? This ho is a pornstar! She's famous for being the friend of a pornstar (Paris Hilton) and then famous for getting her own sex tape. They should rename their shit BONG-HO!