Save Bai Ling!

TMZ reports that Bai Ling was arrested at LAX yesterday for allegedly trying to steal two tabloid magazines and a pack of batteries. The batteries were probably for her dildo. Bai walked into the terminal shop in the afternoon and walked out with the items totaling $16. She was put under citizen's arrest by one of the gift shop employees. She was taken to the airport police station where she was booked for theft. Sources say she was crying, but was cooperative.

Oh Bai! She should have just said she forgot to pay and gave them the money. Better yet, she should have just started singing and broke into her routine of "I Touch Myself". They would have surrendered to her and let her take the items and probably hand over a few more items just to keep her quiet.

And what the hell is Bai sniffing in that picture above? I don't even want to know.