Pamela Anderson Is Modest

Pamela Anderson is in Paris where she will perform her "hag on a hog" routine at Le Crazy Horse in tonight. She has completely banned the media from seeing her show. She is expected to get naked on a Harley. She has asked the venue to keep photographers and journalists out of the show. It's okay Pammy. We've all seen your kibbles and bits. It's kind of ironic that Pamela is being so modest about a show where she's taking all her clothes off in front of an audience.

Wait...hold up. Does Pammy have sharpee eyebrows? Actually, it's more like furniture pen eyebrows, but I'm sure I can talk her into going with a sharpee next time.

Here's Pammy at the Brigitte Bardot Foundation today on behalf of Peta to protest the hung of poor little seals.