Can She Even Move?

Priscilla Presley will dance her way into America's hearts on "Dancing with the Stars." The full line-up has been announced. I can't wait to hear the judges tell Priscilla, "Darling, I want to see more expression!" If she does her face will crack. It's going to be like watching a statue being carried around.

As always, the rest of the cast is filled with anything, but stars.

Cristian de la Fuente - Telenovela star
Mario - Singer
Steve Guttenberg - The greatest actor in the world
Kristi Yamaguchi - Figure skater
Monica Seles - Tennis player
Jason Taylor - Football player
Shannon Elizabeth - Tramp
Adam Carolla - Radio and TV personality
Marissa Jaret Winokur - Broadway star
Marlee Matlin - Actress

How is Marlee going to hear the music?! I guess it's better that she doesn't. Have you heard those live singers? Awful. The new season starts March 17th. I'm sure you don't care, this cast is pretty much oatmeal.

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