Tuesday, February 19th 2008

The Black Tear Is Gone

Amy Wino's black chola tear for Blaaake really didn't last that long. She doesn't bath every day, so I doubt it washed off in the shower. She probably found out Blaaake was trading her pictures in for heroin. Please, that wouldn't piss her off. That would probably turn her on. Crackheads are weird. I once knew a crackhead that was turned on by women with hairy nipples. That's why I introduced him to my sister. I'm joking! Fuck, I'm dead.

Blaake can do no wrong in Wino's eyes. In fact, that's probably what she's doing now. I never see her carry a bag. She's got fresh autographs for Blaaake to trade in for bags of Joey!

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