Don't you just hate it when your robot falls asleep on the red carpet during an event? Tom Cruise just has to go over there and kick her a bit with his heel. TomKat brought the crazy to the Essence Magazine Celebrates Black Women event in Beverly Hills yesterday. Tom wants to be a black woman, so that makes sense.

I think Katie Holmes will be Tom II in no time. She's already got his hideously creepy laugh down.

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