Tom, Wake Up Your Robot!

Don't you just hate it when your robot falls asleep on the red carpet during an event? Tom Cruise just has to go over there and kick her a bit with his heel. TomKat brought the crazy to the Essence Magazine Celebrates Black Women event in Beverly Hills yesterday. Tom wants to be a black woman, so that makes sense.

I think Katie Holmes will be Tom II in no time. She's already got his hideously creepy laugh down.