Caprice's Fate

Since it's a slow fucking afternoon I've decided to post about my favorite person of 2005. It's Caprice Bourret! She was going to be Jordan before there ever was a Jordan. She was also on "The Surreal Life" in 2005. I haven't seen her in a while and I think there's a reason for that. She's been letting strange men tit fart her. Caprice, ladies do not let strange men tit fart them. Only whores do. Therefore, carry on!

Here's Caprice at something called The Fate Awards in Belfast, Ireland today. I know Caprice's fate. Saggy vagina, broken dreams and old mascara! That's probably my fate too come to think of it.