What The Hell Is She Doing There?

Disney whores are everywhere! They are even taking over the Oscars! Hannah Montana is there tonight, because Jon Stewart wanted the richest horse in the business to gallop on in. I'm joking! Well, she does have some horse teeth.

Miley was just on E! with her mom and I swear that woman wanted to do Ryan Gaycrest. She was fingering his butt hole with her eyes. Speaking of her eyes, I kept wanting Miley's mom to smile with her eyes, but I realized it's not possible. Bitch can only frown with her eyes. Downs eyes.