Battle Of The Annoying Twits

These two in the same building together?! How can the people around them stand it? I would love my mind and go postal. I can imagine Katherine Heigl and Cameron Diaz meeting for the first time. They probably giggle, screech, wave their hands ferociously for a few seconds without saying anything. They burst into fake fits. Then they hug and walk away while saying to their assistants, "That ugly bitch! She wants to be me so bad it fucking hurts."

Katherine looks like an 80s sitcom queen and Cameron looks like she's wearing a dress made out of napkins.