Afternoon Crumbs

Brooke Hogan's implants try to escape from her body - Egotastic!

The women of the Oscars - Hollywood Tuna

The dudes of the Oscars - Popsugar

Heidi Klum looks like a mirrorball - Just Jared

Valerie Bertinelli was a slut and a cokehead - IDLYITW

Cher or Drag Cher? - Cityrag

Lohan hides from the camera, but looks like she's pissing (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Paris and Benji are a match made in STD heaven - Hollywood Rag

Vanessa Williams loves botox - A Socialite's Life

Lily Allen gets comforted by Rupert Grint - Holy Moly!

Image: INFDaily.com