Gary Busey Is A Poet

Gary Busey called in to Ryan Seacrest's radio show on KIIS-FM this morning to explain the whole incident from last night. I have no idea what this dude is saying, but it's beautiful. Gary told Ryan:

"When I first saw you working I thought, 'Who is this guy?' I thought, 'Oh god this isn't going to work.' You are to me ,when you are working, an innocent champion of honesty. Your heart has a way to embrace the truth in your delivery without looking like you are reading from the script. Spontaneity comes from an invisible idea that is there before the creation begins and you have that naturally. I just wanted to pay you the compliment. I didn't know you were in the middle of an interview."

Wait, is he saying he wants to do Ryan? The only reason someone would say those things to Ryan is if they wanted to get between his butt cheeks. Ryan, a champion of honesty? That's "trying to get in your pants" talk! Either that or Gary is high, drunk and riding high on the rainbow. I'll go with the latter.

Somebody give Gary his own talk show already!

Click here to listen to Gary's entire convo with Ryan this morning