Only Rich People Buy This Shit

Rich people and stoners are the only bitches would buy this shit. If you think it's hot, you're probably stoned. The salesperson that sold this crap to Katherine Heigl is probably loving her. I can picture them running in the back and telling their co-workers, "Guess who just bought that ugly shit that has been sitting in the store for months? That dumb ho from Grey's Anatomy! Where's my bonus?" When I was in retail we would have contests on who could sell the ugliest shit in the store.

Heigl loved it, because she could see herself in it.